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Ciao! I am Giacomo Casanova, revered and loathed by many alike for my..exploits. Speak to me if you wish, I'm certain whatever interactions we partake in will be immensely fulfilling.



(WARNING: There will be some adult content in my roleplays, the character is Giacomo Casanova after all, proceed with caution.)

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Normal people playing video games: Oh wow this is fun!
Me playing video games: MOTHER FUCKING BITCHASS HOE YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME OH MY FUCKING GOD SERIOUSLY NO WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT I HATE EVERYTHING WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU OH MY GOD YOU ASSHOLE WHAT THE SHIT DO WHAT IM FUCKING TELLING YOU OH MY GOD PLEASE FUCKING MOOOOOOVE FUUUUCK *slams fists down on desk* I FUCKING GIVE UP ON LIFE WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING CUNT UGHGGH ASSHOLES OH MY GOD WILL YOU SHOOT THE FUCKING GUN STOP RELOADING ASSHOLE YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME OH MY GOD OHHHH MYYY GOOOODDDDD SJBSJSKDHSJS BDJSMD SUSHJSKD AGGHHHHHH FUCK EVERYTHING FUCK
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minorlytimid said: ooc: I really don't think Tumblr wants us to be friends a;sldfkj;ldskf. I have no idea if you've been getting my asks. D; And I'm so sorry if I'm bothering you. I just don't know anymore. Darn it, Tumblr. Let them send. ;;

ooc: I didn’t get any from you lately. Dx dsjfhdsg

It’s okay though, I haven’t replied much the past few days because my muse has been unusually quiet.. -sigh.- I think he’s forcing rest on me when I want to write.

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(Source: the-immortal-flower, via crisisthevaleyard)

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vagrantinvenice said: You're threatening me with something that I know you would never do. I'm a man from a different time, and I grew up in a country that doesn't completely exist yet. I have no knowledge of French or Italian customs, and the languages are as foreign to me as can be. /He stepped forward and took the wine from Giacomo, the scurried back to the pot which threatened to bubble over with boiling water. He gave it a stir, poured some wine into the sauce mixture, and continued to stir it./ What year is it?

-There was an ambiguous smile conjured by those words, as Giacomo had no intention of doing as he said, but it was always fun to get a rise out of his equally talkative fellow. This suited him better than stuffy socialite gatherings.- The year hardly matters, it is still far different from your own.

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Anonymous said: THINK FAST, WHAT IS THE FIRST THING THAT POPS INTO YOUR HEAD WHEN I SAY THE WORD PENIS?!

Fellatio.

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timelordcurse:

Are you an S or an M?

francoismariearouet:

Voltaire is an S!!

the doctor is a SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER S!

There is no scientific basis to this test…

(Source: chevalier-de-seingalt)

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“Casanova is an M!”

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timelordcurse:

-He looked down at the other man’s hands as he traced upward.- Well…She was only just a young time lord. -He said just before the other man leaned forward and pressed his lips upon his own. He reacted much like he always did; with a bit of shock. Both his eyebrows raised and he closed his eyes, still shocked frozen for a moment then kissed the other man back.-

-Giacomo kept himself brief, removing his lips from the pair so like his own before they had truly been given their fill of him, migrating instead to litter his jaw and neck with open mouthed kisses. He paused only when those tiers detected the pulse his fingers had felt in passing, biting down upon it with every intent to raise brilliant royal blue there in his wake, mind entirely aware of the fact that his chosen spot was just high enough to be out of reach of his shirt’s collar and thus unconcealable.- 

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timelordcurse:

the doctor will have coffee with a Unicorn and go insane.

Casanova will go to Never Land with Iron Man and play Wizard’s Chess.

(Source: crowleymcleod)

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timelordcurse:

-He didn’t protest to being pulled forward. He sucked in a breath and licked his lips again.- It was rather embarrassing. She was in my room. Well, Koschei…I mean the master and my room. I was showing her my sonic screwdrivers I just made. I guess she leaned in to kiss me and I obliviously shoved a sonic screwdriver in her face. I had no idea until the master told me the next day that I hurt her feelings. She thought I didn’t like her or something…she didn’t want to attempt it again…after that…-He titled his head to the side.- You should probably shut me up before I go on…

That is where she and I differ, my friend.. -He murmured, sliding that hand around so the tips of it’s long digits could trace upward over the delicate curve of that ivory column, receptive pads detecting the fluttering of a dual heartbeat just beneath the skin.- For I would have taken that contraption from your persistent hand and stolen your first kiss for myself, and though I would not be certain how well received it would be, that theft would be well worth a thousand slaps to the face. -Casanova chuckled, leaning in to capture the Doctor’s mouth in an embrace just as he had intended all along, sucking that worried lower lip between his own teeth so that he might taste where the elder’s tongue had formerly found its purchase.-